After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Toy Boat
Card Type: Artifact Creature - Ship | Color: Artifact | Cost: 3 | Finish: Regular | Name: Toy Boat | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Toy Boat - Foil
Card Type: Artifact Creature - Ship | Color: Artifact | Cost: 3 | Finish: Foil | Name: Toy Boat | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Uktabi Kong
Card Type: Creature - Ape | Color: Green | Cost: 5GGG | Finish: Regular | Name: Uktabi Kong | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Uktabi Kong - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Ape | Color: Green | Cost: 5GGG | Finish: Foil | Name: Uktabi Kong | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Urza's Hot Tub
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 2 | Finish: Regular | Name: Urza's Hot Tub | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Urza's Hot Tub - Foil
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 2 | Finish: Foil | Name: Urza's Hot Tub | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Vile Bile
Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Black | Cost: 1B | Finish: Regular | Name: Vile Bile | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/2{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Vile Bile - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Black | Cost: 1B | Finish: Foil | Name: Vile Bile | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/2{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Water Gun Balloon Game
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 2 | Finish: Regular | Name: Water Gun Balloon Game | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Water Gun Balloon Game - Foil
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 2 | Finish: Foil | Name: Water Gun Balloon Game | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wet Willie of the Damned
Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Wet Willie of the Damned | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wet Willie of the Damned - Foil
Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Foil | Name: Wet Willie of the Damned | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Cost: 3B | Finish: Regular | Name: When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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When Fluffy Bunnies Attack - Foil
Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Cost: 3B | Finish: Foil | Name: When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Who/What/When/Where/Why
Card Type: Instant | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: Who/What/When/Where/Why | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Who/What/When/Where/Why - Foil
Card Type: Instant | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Foil | Name: Who/What/When/Where/Why | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wordmail
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: White | Cost: W | Finish: Regular | Name: Wordmail | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wordmail - Foil
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: White | Cost: W | Finish: Foil | Name: Wordmail | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Working Stiff
Card Type: Creature - Mummy | Color: Black | Cost: 1B | Finish: Regular | Name: Working Stiff | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Working Stiff - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Mummy | Color: Black | Cost: 1B | Finish: Foil | Name: Working Stiff | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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World-Bottling Kit
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 5 | Finish: Regular | Name: World-Bottling Kit | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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World-Bottling Kit - Foil
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 5 | Finish: Foil | Name: World-Bottling Kit | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Yet Another AEther Vortex
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Red | Cost: 3RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Yet Another AEther Vortex | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Yet Another AEther Vortex - Foil
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Red | Cost: 3RR | Finish: Foil | Name: Yet Another AEther Vortex | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Zombie Fanboy
Card Type: Creature - Zombie Gamer | Color: Black | Cost: 2B | Finish: Regular | Name: Zombie Fanboy | Pow/Tgh: 1/1 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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