After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Ach! Hans, Run!
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Multi-Color | Cost: 2RRGG | Finish: Regular | Name: Ach! Hans, Run! | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Ach! Hans, Run! - Foil
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Multi-Color | Cost: 2RRGG | Finish: Foil | Name: Ach! Hans, Run! | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Blast from the Past
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Blast from the Past | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Blast from the Past - Foil
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Foil | Name: Blast from the Past | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Deal Damage
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Deal Damage | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Deal Damage - Foil
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Foil | Name: Deal Damage | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Foil | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Goblin Secret Agent
Card Type: Creature - Goblin Rogue | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Goblin Secret Agent | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Goblin Secret Agent - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Goblin Rogue | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Foil | Name: Goblin Secret Agent | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Orcish Paratroopers
Card Type: Creature - Orc Paratrooper | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Orcish Paratroopers | Pow/Tgh: 4/4 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Orcish Paratroopers - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Orc Paratrooper | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Foil | Name: Orcish Paratroopers | Pow/Tgh: 4/4 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Red-Hot Hottie
Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Red-Hot Hottie | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Red-Hot Hottie - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Foil | Name: Red-Hot Hottie | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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