After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Ach! Hans, Run!
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Multi-Color | Cost: 2RRGG | Finish: Regular | Name: Ach! Hans, Run! | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Aesthetic Consultation
Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Cost: B | Finish: Regular | Name: Aesthetic Consultation | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Ambiguity
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Blue | Cost: 2UU | Finish: Regular | Name: Ambiguity | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Artful Looter
Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Name: Artful Looter | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Ass Whuppin'
Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Multi-Color | Cost: 1WB | Finish: Regular | Name: Ass Whuppin' | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Assquatch
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Lord | Color: Red | Cost: 4R | Finish: Regular | Name: Assquatch | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/3{1/2} | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Atinlay Igpay
Card Type: Eaturecray - Igpay | Color: White | Cost: 5W | Finish: Regular | Name: Atinlay Igpay | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Avatar of Me
Card Type: Creature - Avatar | Color: Blue | Cost: 2UU | Finish: Regular | Name: Avatar of Me | Pow/Tgh: */* | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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AWOL
Card Type: Instant | Color: White | Cost: 2W | Finish: Regular | Name: AWOL | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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B-I-N-G-O
Card Type: Creature - Hound | Color: Green | Cost: 1G | Finish: Regular | Name: B-I-N-G-O | Pow/Tgh: 1/1 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Blast from the Past
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Blast from the Past | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bloodletter
Card Type: Creature - Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2B | Finish: Regular | Name: Bloodletter | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Booster Tutor
Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Cost: B | Finish: Regular | Name: Booster Tutor | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bosom Buddy
Card Type: Creature - Elephant Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 3W | Finish: Regular | Name: Bosom Buddy | Pow/Tgh: 1/4 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Brushstroke Paintermage
Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 3U | Finish: Regular | Name: Brushstroke Paintermage | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bursting Beebles
Card Type: Creature - Beeble | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Name: Bursting Beebles | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cardpecker
Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Name: Cardpecker | Pow/Tgh: 1{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: Blue | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Name: Carnivorous Death-Parrot | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cheap Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Name: Cheap Ass | Pow/Tgh: 1/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cheatyface
Card Type: Creature - Efreet | Color: Blue | Cost: UUU | Finish: Regular | Name: Cheatyface | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Circle of Protection: Art
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Name: Circle of Protection Art | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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City of Ass
Card Type: Land | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: City of Ass | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Collector Protector
Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: White | Cost: 3WW | Finish: Regular | Name: Collector Protector | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Creature Guy
Card Type: Creature - Beast | Color: Green | Cost: 3G | Finish: Regular | Name: Creature Guy | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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