After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Artful Looter
Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Name: Artful Looter | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Artful Looter - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Foil | Name: Artful Looter | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Assquatch
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Lord | Color: Red | Cost: 4R | Finish: Regular | Name: Assquatch | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/3{1/2} | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Assquatch - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Lord | Color: Red | Cost: 4R | Finish: Foil | Name: Assquatch | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/3{1/2} | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Foil | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cardpecker
Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Name: Cardpecker | Pow/Tgh: 1{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cardpecker - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Foil | Name: Cardpecker | Pow/Tgh: 1{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cheap Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Name: Cheap Ass | Pow/Tgh: 1/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cheap Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 1W | Finish: Foil | Name: Cheap Ass | Pow/Tgh: 1/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Foil | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Fat Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Shaman | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Name: Fat Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Fat Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Shaman | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Foil | Name: Fat Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Fraction Jackson
Card Type: Creature - Human Hero | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Name: Fraction Jackson | Pow/Tgh: 1/1{1/2} | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Fraction Jackson - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Human Hero | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Foil | Name: Fraction Jackson | Pow/Tgh: 1/1{1/2} | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Little Girl
Card Type: Creature - Human Child | Color: White | Cost: W (HALF) | Finish: Regular | Name: Little Girl | Pow/Tgh: {1/2}/{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Little Girl - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Human Child | Color: White | Cost: W (HALF) | Finish: Foil | Name: Little Girl | Pow/Tgh: {1/2}/{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Magical Hacker
Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Magical Hacker - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Cost: 1U | Finish: Foil | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Smart Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Name: Smart Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Smart Ass - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Wizard | Color: Blue | Cost: 2U | Finish: Foil | Name: Smart Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Stone-Cold Basilisk
Card Type: Creature - Basilisk | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Name: Stone-Cold Basilisk | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/5 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Stone-Cold Basilisk - Foil
Card Type: Creature - Basilisk | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Foil | Name: Stone-Cold Basilisk | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/5 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Vile Bile
Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Black | Cost: 1B | Finish: Regular | Name: Vile Bile | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/2{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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